Jon Gosselin Needs a Reality Check STAT

I normally wouldn't comment on the tragic saga that has become the fate of TLC's Jon & Kate Plus 8, but since I was a fan of the show long before their marriage went south I feel the need to respond to THIS PHOTO. While reading Us Weekly online today, I stumbled across this picture of Jon Gosselin and his new 22-year-old girlfriend. Her name is Hailey Glassman and she is the daughter of the doctor who performed Kate Gosselin's tummy-tuck a few years back on the show.

The new couple (ick) were spotted traveling in St. Tropez in the French Riviera yesterday. They were seen holding hands and had just went for a ride on the yacht of fashion designer Ed Hardy. There are so many things wrong with this picture that I'm going to break it down:

1. Why is Jon Gosselin dating someone when he and Kate only filed for divorce less than a month ago? He's a pretty quick rebounder if he really hadn't been previously cheating on his wife as he claimed.

2. Hailey Glassman is like 5 months older than me. I don't know anyone my age who in their right mind would date a 32-year-old man who has a divorce PENDING with the mother of his EIGHT children. What is wrong with this woman?

3. Jon Gosselin needs to stop wearing so much goddamn Ed Hardy. Seriously, I don't even like that look on people 10 years younger than him. He's literally screaming quarter-life crisis every time he steps out of his house in those outfits.

4. Who is fronting the money for this French Riviera vacation? Is it the little twins Mady and Cara? Or did the sextuplets fund this romantic getaway? Or was it Kate's hard earned book sales?

Long story short, I think Jon Gosselin is an awfully weak person. All the talk about Kate's verbal abuse and bossiness over the years is completely ridiculous. He knew the woman he was marrying, and he if were a real man he would have dealt with the life he made for himself with his eight kids and wife. When I see him now on t.v. with his thinning hair plugs and new diamond stud earrings, its almost too much to mock at once. Okay, venting session is over.